The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
The Doctor:
Who tells her to "take off all her clothes"
The Dentist:
Who tells her to "open wide"
The Milkman:
Who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser:
Who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer:
Who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker:
Who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"
The Primal Hunter:
Who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and
lie still"
